Note to Self:

Don't buy anymore toys. He's perfectly happy with a plastic cup.

"This is the best cup ever!"

"Gotta cup, gotta cup, gotta cup, gotta cup, gotta CUP!"

"When you bite it, it makes a crunchy noise!"

"Isth thisth my phone? Noooo, I'm not durnk. I pormise."

Blowing zerberts on the cup.